Why should I hire you?!

Sekarang pukul 11.11pm..aku tak tidur lagi sebab tengah buat persediaan terakhir untuk itemuduga esuk dekat syarikat "Fabricator Oil& Gas ..RAMUNIA FABRICATION SDN BHD..ni merupekan temuduga kedua aku selepas temuduga pertama dengan syarikat Coolrich Sdn Bhd,syarikat ni banyak projek yang tengah di jalankan di Dubai.Tapi sayangnye sampai sekarang aku tak tahu keputusan temuduga tersebut..hmm..aku sudah telefon 2 kali tapi masih lagi jawapan yang same aku dapat."since we have all your detail..we will contact you when all the interview process is finished."...punggah..sampai la ni tak habaq mai poooonnn...

So esok merupekan temuduga kedua aku, tadi sempat jugak baca2 tentang syarikat dan ber YM dengan rakan2 yang dah bekerja untuk mintak nasihat sikit tentang situasi dan soalan2 temuduga yang lazimnya ditanya kepada pelajar yang baru grad..so ni antara jawapan bernas dari rakan2 aku..:

Soalan aku: CASE STUDY : JOB TITLE PROCUREMENT/PROPOSAL ENGINEER .. QUESTION : WHY SHOULD I HIRE YOU?

Buzz!!!...miji masuk..
mijie: poyomatondi,bcoz..im f**#ing damn good blow at this job
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:45:33 PM): jgn risau
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:45:34 PM): be cool jer esok
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:45:34 PM): be yourself
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:45:51 PM): kalo ape yg ko cakap tuh betul then dia amik keje la
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:46:03 PM): kalo ko cakap salah
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:46:06 PM): then better dia tak amik
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:46:07 PM): nanti kompeni dia lak weng
miji cromiumbikarbonat (10/19/2008 10:46:15 PM): senang je prinsip dia
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:46:39 PM): ok
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Member aku PAtlimuo:
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:36:17 PM): bro...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:36:17 PM): interview ker esok...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:36:17 PM): mantap
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:36:53 PM): jwb jela...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:37:47 PM): jwb mesti kene dgn vision n mission cmpny....
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:37:55 PM): pastu ko up la skit diri ko...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:38:32 PM): ckp yg yg ko ni mmg confidence giler...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:39:00 PM): poyo la skit...

NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:39:10 PM): ko up diri ko ko ckap ape?

patli muo (10/19/2008 10:39:19 PM): aku pn dh lame x interview....
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:39:19 PM): lupe beb skilll...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:39:19 PM): tp lbh krng gtula...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:41:32 PM): procurement ni bnyk deal ngn customer gak...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:41:55 PM): berkenaan tender...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:42:39 PM): ko study je la....valve ker...flange ker...instrument2 oil n gas ni
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:42:54 PM): die pnye spec2 ker...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:45:33 PM): mnkn sblm project on....ko kene prepare proposal utk tu kot...
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:45:51 PM): bile nak start je la ko cbuk...bile dh jln ko rilek jer
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:46:06 PM): lbh kurng gtula....
patli muo (10/19/2008 10:46:23 PM): ala2 sales engineer
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:48:21 PM): ooo
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:48:23 PM): cun2
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PAk USin

aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:20:27 PM): hmm..
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:09 PM): alamak.. susah gak
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:09 PM): haha
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:09 PM): cuba searh kat internet
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:09 PM): banyak tips2 ada
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:22 PM): aku dok baca gak dulu2
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:22 PM): tapi dah lupa la..
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:21:22 PM): aku rasa ada tips utk soalan tu
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:21:57 PM): la...aku nk dr ko da...nk tgk ko jwb cane
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:21:59 PM): try a
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:22:02 PM): plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:23:02 PM): haha ok sat

aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:24:27 PM): i'm confident to do this job with knowledge that i have and willing to learn new things to make all my task successful
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:24:28 PM): huhu
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:24:50 PM): bole la kot cam ni no..
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:25:00 PM): jwb sket je r eh??
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:25:35 PM): hihih
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:25:35 PM): bole elaborate lagi.. ikut jawatan yg hang mintak la..
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:25:58 PM): kalau jawatan tu macam kena deal ngn org cakap la your strong point on dealing ngn orang
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:26:16 PM): kalau need team work cakap la expirience hang dlm working in team
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:26:39 PM): yg bole buktikan sbb apa hang confident
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:27:08 PM): sat na..
aku @usin (10/19/2008 10:27:16 PM): aku nak p toilet sat.....
(lame gile aku tunggu pak usin tak dtg2.....online kat telepon bergayut rupenyeh...adoiyai..)

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NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:24:46 PM): why should i hire u??
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:25:35 PM): kejap
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:25:35 PM): aku ada tulis kat blog ituhari
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:26:11 PM): meh bg aku
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:27:36 PM): sat aku nak cari
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:27:41 PM): ok
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:27:44 PM): ni nasihat bapak member ofis lama aku
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:28:06 PM): dia ade co oil n gas
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:28:06 PM): ok
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:28:10 PM): ok
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:28:17 PM): bg kt aku
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:33:09 PM): jap bro
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:33:22 PM): site aku hang kejap
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:34:40 PM): adoi
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:34:41 PM): hehe
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:45:39 PM): oi
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:45:43 PM): capat da
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:45:47 PM): http://www.akuhappy.com/category/interview/

Dalam banyak2 nasihat yang diberikan ..aku rasa yang ini yang paling unik aku pernah dengar..

Please take note. I got this tip from my colleague’s father in law (MCFIL) who happens to own a successful business himself. My friend asks him (jokingly) if there is any vacancy at his office but instead he got some counseling.

MCFIL: Why should I take you in?
My Friend: I had a good PR, I can work hard, I can stay at the office until morning and I also got a diploma from a decent university.
MCFIL: I don’t give a shit about your diploma, degree or even MBA. It doesn’t measure up in the real world, son. Now tell me, what can you do for my company?
My Friend: Anything you want me to do sir.
MCFIL: Is that the best answer you can give. In that case I’ll never employ you. Here’s a tip, son. If you got asked that question again, tell the interviewer.

“Every company has problems. Problem happens because there is lack of ideas. I came to bring fresh ideas to solve every single problem that your company have!”

“My current general manager had work for me for nearly 10 years. He didn’t even pass his SPM. We start working for me as a driver and office boy. I foresee that he had ideas and he can solve problems and he’s willing to learn. He start from below and now he’s solving lot’s of engineering work at my company (his company is doing oil and gas) better than any engineering graduate. Throughout years working with me I have train him and unleash his “kejantanan” (manhood). With that kejantanan he can excel in everything he does.”

“Most people are “bapok” (gay). They are afraid and have lack of confidence because they never unleash their “kejantanan”. Its a duty for a good boss to unleash the “kejantanan” of his employee, to unleash their maximum potential. Now, do you think that you are able to work for me?”

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NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:47:46 PM): ok....(aku terdiam setelah baca artikel nih...)
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:47:54 PM): ade pape nasihat lg x??
kupoterai (10/19/2008 10:48:16 PM): just be yourself
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:48:36 PM): ok
NAintriplet (10/19/2008 10:48:38 PM): tq...aku trus tido kol 12tgh mlm...

Esok tengok la pe akan jadi ...tawakkal je lah...




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